No Strings Attached

"Adam, you're wonderful. If you're lucky, you're never gonna see me again." -Emma



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"I'm not good at this stuff. Talking, communicating. Relationship stuff" -Emma


"If we're in a relationship, I'd become a weird, scary version of myself, and my throat starts constricting, the walls start throbbing. It's like peanut allergy. Like an emotional peanut allergy." -Emma


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"But, there is really no reason for you to bring a child into this world, since you're acting like children already" -Emma


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"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat" -Emma


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"That's what people do, Emma. They buy each other flowers and they go to the museums." -Adam


"You know me. This stuff freaks me out. It's fake." -Emma


"I don't need you to take care of me. I take care of myself. That's what I do" -Emma


"Why don't you go find some other girl who's not gonna hurt you?" -Emma


"Because I love you." -Adam


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"I know you can dance alone, and I know that you'll be fine. You're always fine" -Emma's mom


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"Yes, he's so tall and annoyingly happy. But he has best heart" -Emma


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"When you're married and you do blow, try to stay away from women who want to fuck you. Even ugly women" -Adam's father


"Blow is blind, Adam. Blow is blind." -Adam's father


"...we don't pick who we fall in love with. And it never happens like it should" -Adam's father


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"Hey. You can't call me and tell me that you miss me." -Adam


"Like, if you really miss me you need to grow up and get in your car and come and see me!" -Adam


"Wait, you should know, if you come any closer, I'm not letting you go" -Adam


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